Season 45 of Supernatural has aired
season 55 of Doctor who has aired
season 4 of Sherlock release date soon to be confirmed
Women like funny men because they appear smarter. Research shows that women have evolved to find intelligence attractive because clever guys are better at providing for their families, and that men who can make them laugh seem smarter than the ones who can’t. Source
August 23, 2013, a 3 month old boy in India, with serious burns all over his body, was monitored and released after testing to prove a condition of Spontaneous Combustion.
He has had several instances of bursting into flame, even in front of others. His parents and the situation are being investigated, and so far this has been labelled as a genuine mystery. Doctors have done chromosome and gene analysis testing, and a skin biopsy, all with normal result
no but imagine if you drank too much at a bar and then passes out on the floor and no-one could find your pulse so hours later you woke up in the ER or worse a morgue
Dude fake murders. Frame people. Scare the shit out of everyone. Pretend to be dead.
fail gym because you dont have a pulse for them to measure
CPR class: “can i have a volunteer?”
Halloween…be a zombie. Without a pulse. Hell yes.
… How could you possibly not have a pulse if blood were pulsing through your veins? I’m not a doctor but I think that has to be happening for you to live.
It’s because the blood flows continuously instead of in bursts.
It is called a ventricular assist device (VAD). It is used to replace the function of a failing heart or for short term use, typically for patients recovering from heart attacks or heart surgery.
There is a flashlight called an LED incapacitator that will cause you to puke if you look into the light.
The Guinness Book of World Records was Published to settle bar bets.
Bono wears sunglasses because he’s had glaucoma for 20 years.
A woman once called 911 because McDonald’s ran out of…
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.
(Source) for the fact in the picture
Maureen Clemmons used Egypt’s historical clues to form the theory that pyramids were built using kites. To help test it, a team from Caltech raised a 15-foot, 6,900 lb. obelisk using only a kite, pulley system, and support frame. It only took 25 seconds to lift it. Source
I love this picture that goes with it
Like he’s got his fists raised
“WHY CAN’T I REMEMBER ANYTHING”
Both the male and female Pacific Octopus experiences senescence after mating. The males wander the ocean aimless and starve to death or are hunted by predators as they float aimlessly and the females die almost immediately after the eggs hatch due to starvation.
(Source) for info above